47 DAYS OF CHAIR;
(37)Your favorite Blair bitch scene
blair: oh, you’re not alone, g. i’m here now. and i brought some people who really, really want to see you. i think you remember your parents.
gossip girl: the only thing feared by the spawn of satan? mom and dad. leave it to blair waldorf to know that bitches don’t just happen… they’re made, by parents even more wicked than their offspring.
georgina: i… okay, i’m… mom, dad this is not what you think, you have to believe me.
blair: there, there, georgie. it’s gonna be okay.
mrs sparks: no, this time, it won’t.
blair: or it won’t. your parents were so worried, g, they told me everything. how you’re supposed to be on the equestrian circuit, but sold your show pony for cocaine.
georgina: that was a difficult time, but… i’ve put that behind me.
blair: when? when you were in rehab? it’s hard to get clean when you hitch-hike into town, steal a credit card and book a ticket to ibiza.
georgina: you didn’t see where they sent me. i mean, that place was awful! it was… it was in utah. at least i lasted longer that lohan.
mrs sparks: we were trying to help.
georgina: i’ve had enough, i have to go.
mr sparks: georgina, stop.
blair: yes, georgina, stay. i’ll go. oh, that reminds me, i almost forgot to leave you the information that i discussed with your parents.
georgina: what’s this?
mr sparks: where you’re going.
mrs sparks: a boot camp for troubled girls.
mr sparks: blair was kind enough to do some research.
blair: haven’t you heard? i’m the crazy bitch around here. have fun in reform school!
— gossip girl 1x18 much ‘i do’ about nothing