Blair - Chuck is a part of me. He’ll always be. It just hurts so much.
Dorota - In Poland we have a saying. Love is like head wound, it make you dizzy, you think you die, but you recover. Usually.
Blair - That’s a terrible saying.
Dorota: I thought hearing someone has life worse than yours would help.
Blair: Well your job isn’t to think, it’s to serve! So if I need your help, I’ll ring the bell.
47 DAYS OF CHAIR;
(41)Favorite Chuck in Blair’s bed scene
blair: what are you doing here? [chuck gets off the bed] come any closer and i’ll scream.
chuck: you better believe you will. if we’re going to end this we have to start the immersion therapy right away.
blair: what are you talking about? this is a detox. we have to say away from each other.
chuck: where’s the fun in that?
blair: cleanses aren’t fun. they’re effective.
chuck: you know what’s even more effective? excess. eat anything too much and you won’t want it again. i hope you did your yoga: this could go on a while.
dorota: [enters the room] no! miss blair, no! professor forrester is downstairs.
chuck: what? why?
blair: he’s here for me as my date.
chuck: a date?
blair: yes, and i must leave now to go to the ballet with him and not have sex with you. [blair leaves]
dorota: if kgb can’t get me to talk, chuck bass has no chance.
— gossip girl 4x08 juliet doesn’t live here anymore
I don’t know if this actually counts as Chuck being on Blair’s bed, since he gets off of it at the beginning of the scene, but I can’t get over the hilarious, hysterical awesomness of Chuck in her night-gown. He’s the only one who can play sexy and death-stare at someone wearing that thing XD I love it!